A Halloween Tale...

Halloween is a day full of happy traditions what with Jack Frost nipping at your nose and that fucking reindeer walking on your roof....wait...what?

That's Christmas? Ok..whatever.

The point is have you ever wondered how one ex Leaf, one Leaf GM and one Leaf beat writer celebrate this spookiest of spooky days?

Well don't look at me...how the fuck would I know? What am I stalking Lee Stempniak or something? Did he tell you that? He's lying...and besides that restraining order wouldn't hold up in court.

I digress.

If I had to guess. I'd imagine that scenario might go a little like this.